Overheard behind the counter

Raise your hand if you were smart enough to get the flu vaccine this year? Yeah, I figured most of you did. Now raise your hand if you know anyone who's gotten the flu this year? Quite a number of people, huh? (That would make sense since many of you reading this were at my Superbowl party and currently have the flu.) Now raise your hand if you think that since you got the vaccine, you're all set? Nope! Wrong! Cuz guess what? The flu strain that's going around this year is NOT one of the strains included in the vaccine. Sorry, guys. The scientists guessed it wrong this time.

So we go to CVS with three scripts in hand to fill, two of which are for Tamiflu. The pharmacist takes a look at the notes and says flatly: "we only have two pills left, but we can order some more and they'd be in by tomorrow." So we kindly asked her to see if another local CVS had some, and while we wait, we hear someone from behind the counter say: "This stuff had been sitting on the shelf for 6 months and all of sudden they all want it and now it's gone!"

I blame global warming.